THE DAILY GRIND — CUSTOMER REVIEWS, LAST MONTH
23 reviews, pasted from three sites. For Chapter 17's reviews-to-repair-list
and Chapter 24's review radar (Example 24.4).

1. "Best latte in the neighborhood, but I waited sixteen minutes on
   Saturday. Sixteen."

2. "Cozy place. The patio tables wobble like a newborn deer, though."

3. "They were out of oat milk AGAIN. Third time this month."

4. "The lemon pound cake is dangerous. I came in for a coffee and left
   with three slices. Five stars."

5. "Coffee is great, staff is great, but the Saturday morning line went
   out the door. Get a second register or something."

6. "Quiet on a Tuesday afternoon, good wifi, friendly people. My new
   work-from-not-home spot."

7. "Stopped in Wednesday and no oat milk. The barista was apologetic
   but come on, it's half your orders."

8. "Love it here, but weekends are a zoo. Twenty people deep at 9am
   Sunday and only two folks behind the counter."

9. "Spilled my cold brew when the table tipped."

10. "The honey-lavender iced latte is a pleasant surprise. Not too
    sweet. Keep it on the board."

11. "The loose step by the patio door nearly sent my mother to the
    ground. Someone is going to get badly hurt on that thing."

12. "Waited so long Saturday I missed my bus. Latte was perfect, which
    somehow made it worse."

13. "Dog-friendly patio is the best thing in this neighborhood. Biscuit
    for the pup, cortado for me."

14. "Gave up and left Sunday morning."

15. "Prices are fair — $4.50 for a latte this good is a bargain. Would
    love a punch card though."

16. "Tuesday, midweek, not busy, and STILL no oat milk. Who is doing
    the ordering?"

17. "No oat milk two visits running."

18. "The music was a little loud on Thursday. One-time thing maybe."

19. "Great beans, bought a bag to take home. Wish they roasted their
    own but the coffee's still excellent."

20. "Weekend line moves like cold honey. Weekday mornings are fine,
    so I just go before work now."

21. "Bathroom could use a hook for coats and bags. Otherwise spotless."

22. "My kid loves the hot chocolate, I love the espresso. Family
    approved."

23. "Great pound cake. Line on weekends is rough."
